

Things Not to do at HogwartsI am writing this essay today, on the 5th of June, as my detention that I am serving due to my tomfoolery and lack of maturity. I swear on the grave of Salazar Slytherin that I will not attempt these dangerous and unamusing antics ever again as long as I remain in the halls of Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry.Things Not to do at Hogwarts
1. I am not to tell Professor Snape to "turn that frown upside down, and you get a beautiful smile".
2. I am not to refer to Fred and George Weasley as "Thing 1" and "Thing 2", respectively.
3. I am not to use anyone's wands in a game of "Pick up Sticks". Nor am I to start a game of "I'l